You Won't Like Me When I'm Indicted.

Incredible hulk tie?
Funny.

Infamous "the Internet is a series of tubes" comment?
Funny. And kind of disturbing.

$250,000 worth of corruption?
Eh, not so much.

Fortunately, the situation isn't a total disaster. We can still count on saintly Senators like Larry Craig and David Vitter to uphold the GOP's gold standard of ethics.