Shattering The Elite Elitism Of The Elites.

If you've been paying any attention to the conservative pundit-sphere recently, you've probably heard quite a few things about elitists. Elitists are mean people with college degrees who live on the east coast. Unlike real Americans, elitists have a bizarre attachment to local produce, and enjoy listening to NPR shows such as "All Things Considered" and "This American Life". Rarely will an elitist be found at a patriotic tail-gate party, downing six-packs with Joe. Instead, elitists prefer to participate in "culture", a vile assortment of abstract art, indie films, critically-acclaimed television, and expensive cheese.

But worst of all, elitists refuse to be charmed by Sarah Palin.

They dare to question her experience.

They have the gall to hint at her lack of knowledge.

They even ridicule her folksiness.

Oh, those gosh darn elitists!

The elitists are too blind to see that Sarah Palin doesn't need a degree from a fancy-pants school like Harvard to be smart. She also doesn't need to read newspapers, know the names of important military commanders, or actually answer questions. Most of all, she certainly doesn't need that whole "understanding of foreign policy" thing that elitists seem to drool over.

Sarah Palin -- bless her heart -- is special just the way she is!

Deep down, everyone knows that experience, knowledge, and the ability to communicate are insignificant chocolate chips in the giant cookie of leadership. The wholesome folks down on Main St. thirst for a different set of qualities. They want someone with big hair, an insatiable hunger for moose-flesh, and a pregnant teenage daughter.

They want someone like Sarah Palin.

Elitists can sit in their tastefully decorated condos and whine all they want about Sarah Palin's role in "the assault on reason". As much as they try to mask it with smart-sounding words, their hatred of Sarah Palin is clearly just another manifestation of their hatred of America, freedom, and professional wrestling.

They want the terrorists to win.

A vote for Palin-McCain can help stop them