Kofi Anan was the lime jello of UN Secretary Generals. You'll have to interpret that yourself.

So the man who's served as our beloved UN secretary general for ten years is now just another beloved ex-UN secretary general. And in his place is a man from the only country in the world where starcraft is a professional sport.

How does this effect you? Well, according to the worlds most complete and accurate source of information about all things pertaining to world politics, the wikipedia, the UN secretary general: "is the head of the Secretariat, one of the principal organs of the Unitied Nations."

So how does that effect you? Well, according to the worlds most complete and accurate source of information about all things pertaining to the United Nations, the wikipedia, the UN Secretariat: "provides studies, information, and facilities needed by United Nations bodies for their meetings. It also carries out tasks as directed by the UN Security Council, the UN General Assembly, the UN Economic and Social Council, and other U.N. bodies."

So, in the end, this change in leadership will probably bring a change in... sanctioning... and peace... and other UN...uh... stuff. You know. All of that important UN stuff that everyone really cares about.

But seriously, Secretary General Ban Ki-moon, besides having an inexplicably hilarious name, will also probably reform the UN, leading the charge in the glorious movement to make the worlds biggest bureaucracy less... bureaucratic. Soon the sanctions will be more efficiently un-effective, and human rights abusers will have to ignore more condemnation than ever before.

And Kim "Jong" Jong Il, you better watch your back. Ban Ki-moon is one bad mutha' from South Korea, and he's going to pen so many UN resolutions against your country it'll make your head spin. It's not too late to replace Jay Leno as the most obnoxious man on late night television. Please. Do it for the children.